HARDLY!
So I'm one of the few lucky 7-11 snag-n-dashers that got their hands on the highly anticipated Gears of War 2 before its release date. Wow. I mean what did I do to deserve this? So what came to mind as I got home? "My wife has to see this! It's an unprecedented work of art! She'll love it!" WRONG! What do I hear? "You playing video games again?" Which means I have a body double that hangs out and plays games while I work. Just ask my buddy's how "often" I play ANYTHING these days! All she wanted to do was sleep. Oh, my little Beserker. Well, all niggativity aside I had a great time. Wish BOPA could've enjoyed it with me. It reminded me of when I first got lice..... and no one else had em. I was the cool kid. I was like the new bad ass. No one wanted to hang out with me. But I knew why. They were scared. Scared of the crazy look in my eye. Scared of what my Superman lunchbox may contain! Is that apple juice or Scotch?! Thats some serious shit right there! No thats puddin'! Scared of the open soar from the nest these lice had laid. Oh yeah. Back up or get backedthefugg'd up!
P.S. Love ya baby!
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Geek! Actually we stay'd up playing the dang thing till 2 in the morning, any wife will complain about rest at that time of hour!!!!
Any wife would complain period. That's what they do.
i has no wife... and she still complained!!! WTFMAN
Ok well I gotta admit she did pretty damn good for a first timer. 4x kills shotties to the face. I am impressed. She's going thru bootcamp right now. So I gotta talk junk. >:(
We shall train her! She shall be awesomeos!
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