The Cake is not real

The cake! It's REAL! Tell Dr. Freeman!

Gears of Snors Duex?!

HARDLY!

So I'm one of the few lucky 7-11 snag-n-dashers that got their hands on the highly anticipated Gears of War 2 before its release date. Wow. I mean what did I do to deserve this? So what came to mind as I got home? "My wife has to see this! It's an unprecedented work of art! She'll love it!" WRONG! What do I hear? "You playing video games again?" Which means I have a body double that hangs out and plays games while I work. Just ask my buddy's how "often" I play ANYTHING these days! All she wanted to do was sleep. Oh, my little Beserker. Well, all niggativity aside I had a great time. Wish BOPA could've enjoyed it with me. It reminded me of when I first got lice..... and no one else had em. I was the cool kid. I was like the new bad ass. No one wanted to hang out with me. But I knew why. They were scared. Scared of the crazy look in my eye. Scared of what my Superman lunchbox may contain! Is that apple juice or Scotch?! Thats some serious shit right there! No thats puddin'! Scared of the open soar from the nest these lice had laid. Oh yeah. Back up or get backedthefugg'd up!

P.S. Love ya baby!