Signs of a future butch

Gadget of the Month! Krups Beertender

Uh, speechless. I want one.... need one. This things the bawls! Not sure if its a French or Swiss company. These guys created Tefal. Cool stuff!

Beer stays fresh once locked in for up to 30 days! Temperature control even lets you know when your fresh brew is at its best to drink. I hear there's a Happy Ending button too. Not sure what it does but we all hope it does what we're all thinking it does.


http://www.krupsusa.com/All+Products/Beertender/Products/BeerTender/B95.htm

Messin' with your co-workers

Really want to mess with a buddy, acquaintance, or just some dooshbag at work? Print one of these out and tape it to their chair.Watch the dumby look around their desk and office for hours. Only good can come of this.

I don't care pill

It's Friday and I've taken about 40 of these. Yeah.... I don't give a shat. Nothing bothers me at this point. No matter how dumb a question I get. Oh the life of an IT Tech.

F me? No EFF JOO!!!!!!

Sniper Jesus??!!

Yeah. Pretty much true. The day I see that name in Call of Duty 4 is the day I turn my 360 off fer good!

READ A BOOK NUKKA!!!!

Now go get yo learn on mu-fuggah!!!!

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DUI Kitteh Busted!

Blackwater Snipers Havin' a Ball!

Yeah. They are who our Army calls for "help". Don't mess with the US or you just might end up with the top half of your head on someones lap.

O! Hai! Hwant peanutz? U hav!

Everyday Disaster Shows Boston Woman have Balls!

If you're in Boston Friday, March 21st go check this chick out. She rocks. I know her personally. Her crazy antics almost got me fired from my current job.... but thats for another blog. **NOTE TO SELF: Stay out of the girls room**

So I'm asking her to wear a space man(or woman) outfit and get a fog machine for the show. Then you could get little spider monkeys and and put them in space suits! Give em little phasers ad have em ride on German Shepards. I dont know about you but Aliens + Monkey Aliens on dogback + Phasers = BAD ASS!!!

Needless to say she turned my artistic concept down but I'm still pushing for the spider monkeys!

Kill it!!!

Seriously people..... just kill the damn thing. And this chicks got the ballz to call it burger&fries?! I love that shat! HOW DARE YOU VET LADY?! Call it Kibbles'N'Shitz! It looks like it was Satan's pet but was such a pain in the ass the Devil said, "Fugg you lil kitteh! I send you to pound!!!" Fark that man. Or at least declaw the poor fugg and file its teeth down. How you like me now Devil Kitteh?!

Oh no... Kitteh got loose. I didn't mean all that Devil Kitteh! It was all jokes man. You can take a jo.... AAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why I will always support our troops!!!!

God bless America!

NEW INCREDIBLE HULK MOVIE TRAILER!!!

Ed Norton? Yeah... I'm so there!

Awesome Tide Commercial

I Drink Your Milkshake!

It could be worse.....

But if you had.... POW!! To the moon Alice.

BANNED! You've been DENIED the most awesome video ever!

Girl on Girl Action

Marriage

^^Hubby Wifey^^

And thats why you take out the trash without being asked.

Joke O'Da Day!

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and

Falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months,
when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant
and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your

Brother from Maryland came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise." “Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it!
What?s the boy's name?" "Denephew."

One String Willie

Freakin tight! I think this guy use to serve food at Long John Silvers and wore a shell costume. Damn Willie. Ya come a long way!

HUG ME!!!!

You know who you are!!!!

Juandolio Beach 2

*Sorry to my non-spanish speakers. Learn the language fast. This ish is FUNNY!!!*

Cheetos goes underground. Most likely Hades

So what the freak is up with Cheetos? Since when did eating Cheetos mean I like to listen to a cat-demon tell me messed up things to do to people who are rightfully pissed at me? Even the website is freaky. The loading screen for one is a fully white screen with a bulge of black pushing the white out of the picture. From light to dark eh? Then comes a video telling you to listen to all their "non-existant rules". Trying not to be uptight about this but its a little strange how he was cool being "cheesy" now he tells you to throw cheetos into someone's clothes dryer, white clothes of course, or in the second commercial he tells a guy to stick a cheeto inbetween a work laptop then closes it shut on the cheeto, then disappears. This would most definitely get your @$$ whooped and/or fired if anyone ever caught you. I would drop kick their dumb asses fo sho! Not to mention these people look possessed when being under the "Cheese Man's Spell". He went from "Chester Cheetah: It ain't easy being cheesy" to the Devil on your shoulder. Welcome to the New World Order.

Damn Nature, You Scary!

I <3 Meds!

So I got Strep Throat for the first time ever. Its kinda feels like sandpaper lit on fire scratching up and down your throat. But, thank GOD for Antibiotics. Don't know how I got it but once again...... DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!!