The I.T. Factor!!!

So I'm an IT Tech. I can thank my friend NomBomB for this. If I knew then what I know now... I would be a baker or some shat like that. I mean seriously, who the hell wants to explain how turning your monitor off isn't quite the freakin same as turning your computer off. What do you mean everything is still on your screen Ma'am?! Oh.... I see what the problem is. "Ma'am? Do you see that window to the right of your cube? Jump out of it." I swear that would cost our company less than me holding hands walking dorks through saving an Excel document. Sometimes I feel things would be more efficient if I just wore a gun on a holster and just walk around asking users if they have any issues I could help resolve. Cause: User Error Solution: Replace User.....BAMM!!!!!