CocoNutz!

So apparently the above picture is me. Certain people like to call me this because I speak proper English. I don't know. I thought that was a good thing but it seems believing in good grammar belongs to the "white folks". The term comes from being "brown on the outside and 'white' on the inside". Cute nickname? I have some mixed emotions about this. Since speaking proper belongs to my white brothers then speaking bad grammar belongs to my black brothers? Does that sound about right? Should I call this person a "chocolate covered coal" or "cho-coal-ate"? You know, come to think of it I thought chicken was delicious but apparently I have some type of "black" gene in my body that makes me genetically attracted to liking hot wings.