Back again - Time to Kinect

Ok so I'm on the fence about this Kinect device. I want one but I also want it to work. I'm married so I don't have any friends so that means I can't hurt anyone while I play. So I got that going for me. And I have no idea how this happened but I have the perfect 9' 1/2" needed to use this thing. So I'm waiting for someone I know to give me a personal unbiased review. Only problem is, we all feel the same way. I guess I'll just have to wait for now. *Sigh* Such is life.

The Cake is not real

The cake! It's REAL! Tell Dr. Freeman!

Gears of Snors Duex?!

HARDLY!

So I'm one of the few lucky 7-11 snag-n-dashers that got their hands on the highly anticipated Gears of War 2 before its release date. Wow. I mean what did I do to deserve this? So what came to mind as I got home? "My wife has to see this! It's an unprecedented work of art! She'll love it!" WRONG! What do I hear? "You playing video games again?" Which means I have a body double that hangs out and plays games while I work. Just ask my buddy's how "often" I play ANYTHING these days! All she wanted to do was sleep. Oh, my little Beserker. Well, all niggativity aside I had a great time. Wish BOPA could've enjoyed it with me. It reminded me of when I first got lice..... and no one else had em. I was the cool kid. I was like the new bad ass. No one wanted to hang out with me. But I knew why. They were scared. Scared of the crazy look in my eye. Scared of what my Superman lunchbox may contain! Is that apple juice or Scotch?! Thats some serious shit right there! No thats puddin'! Scared of the open soar from the nest these lice had laid. Oh yeah. Back up or get backedthefugg'd up!

P.S. Love ya baby!

Ray2

Life of Ray, Part 2 - Flash Game Flash Game

Signs of a future butch

Gadget of the Month! Krups Beertender

Uh, speechless. I want one.... need one. This things the bawls! Not sure if its a French or Swiss company. These guys created Tefal. Cool stuff!

Beer stays fresh once locked in for up to 30 days! Temperature control even lets you know when your fresh brew is at its best to drink. I hear there's a Happy Ending button too. Not sure what it does but we all hope it does what we're all thinking it does.


http://www.krupsusa.com/All+Products/Beertender/Products/BeerTender/B95.htm

Messin' with your co-workers

Really want to mess with a buddy, acquaintance, or just some dooshbag at work? Print one of these out and tape it to their chair.Watch the dumby look around their desk and office for hours. Only good can come of this.

I don't care pill

It's Friday and I've taken about 40 of these. Yeah.... I don't give a shat. Nothing bothers me at this point. No matter how dumb a question I get. Oh the life of an IT Tech.

F me? No EFF JOO!!!!!!

Sniper Jesus??!!

Yeah. Pretty much true. The day I see that name in Call of Duty 4 is the day I turn my 360 off fer good!

READ A BOOK NUKKA!!!!

Now go get yo learn on mu-fuggah!!!!

??????????????

DUI Kitteh Busted!