Thursday, March 27, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Blackwater Snipers Havin' a Ball!



Yeah. They are who our Army calls for "help". Don't mess with the US or you just might end up with the top half of your head on someones lap.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Everyday Disaster Shows Boston Woman have Balls!

If you're in Boston Friday, March 21st go check this chick out. She rocks. I know her personally. Her crazy antics almost got me fired from my current job.... but thats for another blog. **NOTE TO SELF: Stay out of the girls room**

So I'm asking her to wear a space man(or woman) outfit and get a fog machine for the show. Then you could get little spider monkeys and and put them in space suits! Give em little phasers ad have em ride on German Shepards. I dont know about you but Aliens + Monkey Aliens on dogback + Phasers = BAD ASS!!!

Needless to say she turned my artistic concept down but I'm still pushing for the spider monkeys!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Kill it!!!



Seriously people..... just kill the damn thing. And this chicks got the ballz to call it burger&fries?! I love that shat! HOW DARE YOU VET LADY?! Call it Kibbles'N'Shitz! It looks like it was Satan's pet but was such a pain in the ass the Devil said, "Fugg you lil kitteh! I send you to pound!!!" Fark that man. Or at least declaw the poor fugg and file its teeth down. How you like me now Devil Kitteh?!

Oh no... Kitteh got loose. I didn't mean all that Devil Kitteh! It was all jokes man. You can take a jo.... AAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why I will always support our troops!!!!



God bless America!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

NEW INCREDIBLE HULK MOVIE TRAILER!!!



Ed Norton? Yeah... I'm so there!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

It could be worse.....

But if you had.... POW!! To the moon Alice.

Friday, March 7, 2008