I don't care pill

It's Friday and I've taken about 40 of these. Yeah.... I don't give a shat. Nothing bothers me at this point. No matter how dumb a question I get. Oh the life of an IT Tech.

F me? No EFF JOO!!!!!!

Sniper Jesus??!!

Yeah. Pretty much true. The day I see that name in Call of Duty 4 is the day I turn my 360 off fer good!

READ A BOOK NUKKA!!!!

Now go get yo learn on mu-fuggah!!!!

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DUI Kitteh Busted!

Blackwater Snipers Havin' a Ball!

Yeah. They are who our Army calls for "help". Don't mess with the US or you just might end up with the top half of your head on someones lap.

O! Hai! Hwant peanutz? U hav!

Everyday Disaster Shows Boston Woman have Balls!

If you're in Boston Friday, March 21st go check this chick out. She rocks. I know her personally. Her crazy antics almost got me fired from my current job.... but thats for another blog. **NOTE TO SELF: Stay out of the girls room**

So I'm asking her to wear a space man(or woman) outfit and get a fog machine for the show. Then you could get little spider monkeys and and put them in space suits! Give em little phasers ad have em ride on German Shepards. I dont know about you but Aliens + Monkey Aliens on dogback + Phasers = BAD ASS!!!

Needless to say she turned my artistic concept down but I'm still pushing for the spider monkeys!

Kill it!!!

Seriously people..... just kill the damn thing. And this chicks got the ballz to call it burger&fries?! I love that shat! HOW DARE YOU VET LADY?! Call it Kibbles'N'Shitz! It looks like it was Satan's pet but was such a pain in the ass the Devil said, "Fugg you lil kitteh! I send you to pound!!!" Fark that man. Or at least declaw the poor fugg and file its teeth down. How you like me now Devil Kitteh?!

Oh no... Kitteh got loose. I didn't mean all that Devil Kitteh! It was all jokes man. You can take a jo.... AAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why I will always support our troops!!!!

God bless America!

NEW INCREDIBLE HULK MOVIE TRAILER!!!

Ed Norton? Yeah... I'm so there!

Awesome Tide Commercial